Dark Gifts for Dark Times
We’re living in dark times… Putin’s lost his shit and is still waging a war in Ukraine, our leaders continue to take minimal action on climate change and prices have soared, causing a cost of living crisis that continues to drive thousands of us into the middle aisles of Aldi and Lidl to stock up on Old El Paso’s gluten free enchilada kits.
Introducing darkgiftsfordarktimes - a range of sinister product innovations that help us openly confront the dark times we’re living in.
Now you can feed the birds - and your soul, with these special edition Putin Pecking Balls.
Infused with boiled herring, vodka and a smattering of suicidal mealworm, these balls are proven to re-energise birds all across Europe.
*May contain poison.
